The Palace Of Fun

Pick Up Lines and Comebacks

10. I know how to please a woman.
…then please leave me alone

9. You look like a dream.
…go back to sleep.

8. What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
…what’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

7. I can tell that you want me.
…yes, I want you to leave.

6. I’d go through anything for you.
…let’s start with your bank account.

5. May I have the last dance?
…you’ve just had it.

4. Your place or mine?
…both. You go to your place and I’ll go to mine.

3. Your body is like a temple.
…sorry, there are no services today.

2. Is this seat empty?
…yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

1. Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
…yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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